You think it's an honor, on occasion, to have cocoanuts
thrown at you.
It doesn't bother you to get on a bus marked "Cemeteries".
You occasionally wear more pearls than your wife.
You take a job you don't like because the office is on a parade route.
You have special mud shoes for the Jazz Fest.
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